Name: Marina
Email: marina£$@&@hotmail.com
Subject: “I think London School of Lasagne is…..”
… not as good as you!
You delivery faster than elves on speed. I ordered at 5.30pm and I was weearing it by Lunchtime!
I hereby dub thee Duke of the Internet.
Thanks YNM!
Subject: Re: Contact from Marina
Thanks Marina - what a kind email!
We do try our best.
Speed certainly does help - (actually, we love Methamphetimines) but please don’t call us elves. We are vertically challenged present packing co-ordinators.
“Elves” isn’t very PC anymore.
Please can we publish your email on our news page sometime? to brag to the world about how great we are…
Hope to hear from you again!
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Note to self: We must get Harry Hill and his team of melodic maestros to come up with a catchy jingle for this increasingly regular feature (Classic Letter of the Week).