Haiku Competition - win £250

Have you ever written a haiku?

The rules are simple: a poem on three lines, with 5, then 7, then 5 syllables respectively. They were developed by the Japanese, and some people apply more rules, some less. Basically, we all crave a bit of structure in our creative lives, and the Haiku provides just that. Here's my first attempt:

My left glove is lost

Pinned poster at the station

But I’m not hopeful

For more about the Haiku, this is worth a read

Here is a link to the Wiki entry

Another silly one I wrote:

Can’t find my iPod

Was using it yesterday

Where the fuck is it?

And here is a link to nonsense Haiku generator:

Here is another more sombre one of mine:

Time is too precious

It would be wasted on you

Got places to be

COMPETITION TIME!

We Love writing these and we would like to print one onto a T shirt. We thought we could get you guys involved too!

Here is your chance to write a Haiku on anything you like, and share it with the world. The winner will be paid £250 and their Haiku printed on a line of T’s, and 10 runners up will win T shirts too.

Winner will be chosen once we have 250 unique entries - they will be visible below.

You can leave them as a comment below, or if you are shy then Email them to us using the CONTACT FORM

Rules / Terms:

Only one entry per person. Must be composed by you. We will decide which we think are best. Winners will be announced once all entries are in. Winning entries will be published on the site and our favourite ONE will be purchased from you for £250 and produced into a limited edition T shirt.

33 Comments:

Monday , January 19, 2009 12:00 AM
mushy

aids, cancer, rabies,

cholera, malaria,

hepatitis. B.

Monday , January 19, 2009 12:00 AM
linus

This was a mistake

Submitting haikus, for what?

I must have gone mad

Monday , January 19, 2009 12:00 AM
Shmushy

up, down left and right

inside outside upside down

monkey giraffe fish

Monday , January 19, 2009 12:00 AM
dave

your mum is so fat,

i got stuck in her butt crack,

caught by the g-strap

Monday , January 19, 2009 12:00 AM
Gorgon

That’s a great - and apt - haiku from a mundane piece of kitchen equipment. Nice going, Spoony!

Monday , January 19, 2009 12:00 AM
spoon

an emphatic yes

an uninterested no

or just a maybe

Tuesday , January 20, 2009 12:00 AM
Theo

self - referential

intense scrutinisation…

my first Haiku sucks.

Tuesday , January 20, 2009 12:00 AM
Johnny P

Yes! Five syllables

Would seven be better? No!

Maybe stick to five

Wednesday , January 21, 2009 12:00 AM
Jenny

Barack Obama

The forty-forth president

Kicks George Bush’s ass

Wednesday , January 21, 2009 12:00 AM
harry

gorgon, shit haiku,

wrong number of syllables,

waste of space, twat-face.

Wednesday , January 21, 2009 12:00 AM
terry

poo poo wee poo wee

wee poo poo poo poo wee poo

wee wee wee wee poo

Thursday , January 22, 2009 12:00 AM
Zef

2009 in brief:

obama is here

There has been a bit of sun

woolworths has left us

Friday , January 23, 2009 12:00 AM
glen

Pinch your nipples and

jump up and down.

(Note From Moderator: this one is not quite enough syllablles, so it cant win, but we think it’s funny anyway)

Friday , January 23, 2009 12:00 AM
Matt reuter

the point of haiku

is to condense poetry

to its purest form.

thats a haiku about haiku, getting all Charlie-Kaufman-meta on your asses. words, in a row.

Friday , January 23, 2009 12:00 AM
sandra

Grasping and clicking,

I pick at words with chopsticks.

They slip like noodles.

Friday , January 23, 2009 12:00 AM
Bree

Silky Astroglide

You, me, best friends forever

Let’s get a sandwich

Friday , January 23, 2009 12:00 AM
Phil

its thumbs up, thumbs down,

and then its one hand shakey,

no lie…..Yes No Maybe

Saturday , January 24, 2009 12:00 AM
Samantha

Feelings so complex

Ideas failing to become

Misunderstood lies

Sunday , January 25, 2009 12:00 AM
Nikki

Free drinks on McDreamy

Vodka Tonics slide down my throat

End up in the toilet

Sunday , January 25, 2009 12:00 AM
Jacoraline Caralob

Trained fisherman dies.

He is buried in disguise,

As a piece of cake.

Sunday , January 25, 2009 12:00 AM
Jacoraline Caralob

The fish nibble at

Delicious fisher-crumble.

It keeps them going.

Sunday , January 25, 2009 12:00 AM
Jacoraline Caralob

The cake is crumbled,

The crumbs are scattered over

The fisherman’s pond.

Monday , January 26, 2009 12:00 AM
Bryan M

one tires of roses

and Aphrodite but what

more is there to do

Thursday , January 29, 2009 12:00 AM
Kevin

Frustrated poet!

Always full of senseless rhymes,

Mostly talking shit.

Saturday , January 31, 2009 12:00 AM
gringo

I’m self critical

To the extent that I don’t

Like my own haiku

Saturday , January 31, 2009 12:00 AM
Rich

Time can be no more

For there is nothing else now

From whence it came-gone

Wednesday , February 04, 2009 11:50 PM
Pandora

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes No No No No No No No Maybe, Maybe not.

Thursday , February 12, 2009 12:00 AM
Nadia

Spider on pillow!

piercing screams - no sleep tonight!

proper look, just fluff.

Monday , February 16, 2009 12:00 AM
Kari

Is it STILL raining?

I’m going to stay in bed

and blame TFL.

Thursday , February 19, 2009 12:00 AM
Nadia

Bodies are temples…

Eat well, stay clean, sleep often…

you can look like me!

Tuesday , March 10, 2009 12:00 AM
silverwolf

I will write haiku

Monosyllabically

Apart from this time

Tuesday , May 19, 2009 12:00 AM
Moyo

Love, Happiness, Joy

Anger, Jelousy, Envy

Keep them in balance

Monday , May 25, 2009 12:00 AM
Nina

As the light enters through the back

someone is waiting

…at the front

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